Strap on your masks and get ready to die! By having as much fun as you can before it happens with this incredible new t-shirt from the collective! The best at their craft, local artisans prepared this exquisite garment to cover body parts from the view of people who want the human body to remain a mystery! Whoa! Choose your own adventure right? Hell yeah! Buy one right now!!! And remember, YOU ARE THE BEST!

Fun Fact! We are tiny collective still, sometimes we run out and have to wait for more. We will reach out right away if this concerns your order because we want all of this to be attached to good memories. A shirt that makes you feel good inside (not guaranteed).

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